Connor is sick today and I think he might have contaminated me as well. I took some Alka-Seltzer Cold Plus and drank a cup of coffee, as I'm not sure if I'm sick or just tired as hell. I figure between the two, I'll break even.
He has a runny nose, which means snail trails all over our living room. I just bought new sofa pillows yesterday and by 9am this morning, they had a shiny trail of dried baby snot across them. What was I thinking? I should know that we can't buy anything new until he goes off to college.
Maybe we could have BadMadMatt rig up a carwash type sprayer triggered by our front step that scotch guards everything and everyone that comes into the house. Y'all wouldn't mind, would you?
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