The Dewchild Chocolate Milk Challenge

In the interest of fairness, I have tried both the Promisedland and the Hershey's Chocolate milk.
And I have to say, I could tell the Promised Land Chocolate Milk was going to be better just by looking at the label. One, it actually has photographs of cows and comes in a glass bottle. Two it proudly boasts "All Natural and No Hormones". So it's HEALTHY chocolate milk. However, the Promised Land brand is very thick, which makes me think of cow mucus, which is what milk IS anyway but it has sort of a mucus-like consistency. But it's forgivable because it's just SO chocolatey good. And it makes one hell of a Mocha. Half Chocolate milk and have Coffee. Tasty good, my friends. It's also quite pleasant with Peppermint Schnapps.

The Hershey's does have sort of a watery flavor and while it IS quite tasty, it still has a residual hint of carton. It's also more expensive than the Promised land, but you get more in the carton, so it's probably cheaper ounce for ounce. I think the Hershey's might work out well for the white wine chocolate cake I've been developing. And it's better with baileys.
See, all of the taste testing sacrifices I make for this site?

So, in my book the Promised Land is better, but if you want to try it for yourself, come on over. We have plenty. We'll take your picture and post it on the site. Hell, maybe we'll get you liquored up while you're here. We have Bailey's and Schnapps.