Assignment

Imagine your life is now a book. Write the blurb for it.

Janice is a small time Mom with big time plans, when she suddenly finds herself trapped alone in the house with her two small boys for the ENTIRE Summer. It doesn’t take long before she’s swept away solving one mystery after the next. WHAT IS that in the bathroom drain? WHO magic markered the DOG? Why is his poop BLUE?! This page turner is sure to have you on the edge of your seat, wondering, what IS that in his MOUTH? When she’s not solving mysteries, she’s taking deep breaths during the tender moments of teaching the children that maxi pads are not band aids and the hose cannot come into the house. You’ll fall in love with the way she repeats herself 500 times a day and makes a healthy dinner out of a can of chickpeas and a bottle of organic ketchup. You really don’t want to miss reading; They’re Cute When They’re Sleeping.

“Birth control at its finest!”
                                                ~ The Boston Globe

“Behold the wonder of children”
                                                ~ New York Times Book Review

“Janice amazes us again and again with her ability to tell which one is lying”
                                                                                ~ The San Francisco Chronicle