Sweet & Sour

Me: Why didn’t you hang your clipboard up?

C: Because the nail fell out of the wall

Me: Why didn’t you tell me that? I would have fixed it.

C: Because I thought you would yell at me or sumthin’.

Me: Honey, I would never yell at you over something that you did by accident. When you do something by accident always tell me.

C: Oh. It wasn’t an accident.