Tuesday, June 24, 2008

My Fantasy Answering Machine Message

You’ve reach (phone-number). If you are calling for technical support and have not spoken to either of us in the past 8 weeks regarding a non technical issue, please hang up and call someone else. All others please leave a message. Callers offering to watch our children will have their calls promptly returned.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll keep your kids for two whole days if you can make Windows Vista stop sucking. Okay?

Alright! Get to it.

Amanda said...

That was hilarious!

~amanda

Anonymous said...

I 2nd Larry's comment. I'm so tired of Vista. Worse yet is the new Windows. (Although it's less of an issue now that my 30-use trial is over and I can't use it anymore.)