How to Make Me Laugh

How I know there wasn’t a mix up at the hospital...

I’m folding laundry and Connor is jumping up on the bed. It’s 8:15pm.

Me: In just a minute it’s time for bed.

Connor: NO! I want to watch dat Jungle Book! I want to watch dat Jungle Book!

Me: You have no interest in “dat Jungle Book”

Connor: Yes! Yes! I do have inra… I DO WANT TO WATCH DAT JUNGLE BOOK.

Me: Ok, What’s it about?

Connor: It’s about to be on that TV right now!