Pean-us among us

Connor and I are getting out of the shower when he asks, “Where is your penis, Mommy?”
“I don’t have a penis, because I’m a girl.”
“I have a penis!” he exclaims and then follows with, “Daddy has a penis!”
“That’s right, I reply, that’s because you and Daddy are both boys.”
He looks around the bathroom and stops his gaze on the bathtub. He points to the spout and says in an excited, (very loud) voice. “The bathtub has a penis, Mommy! THE BATHTUB HAS A PENIS!” as he jumps up and down pointing excitedly.
I guess to him, it’s quite logical. Not only does the bath spout protrude from the tub, but when the dials are spun it also pours out water. Penis indeed.