A Deep Sigh of Relief

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol last night. And suddenly, all is right with the world. He cried when he found out that he was leaving the show, but he had to know that it couldn’t last forever. I mean, not being able to sing and all. It’s not going to be a bad gig for him though. He’ll go back to high school, get laid for the first time, get a paycheck that no talent less 17 year old should be allowed to reap from the AI tour, spend all of his money on a flashy car and hopefully some singing lessons.
Me thinks we can look forward to seeing Sanjaya on an episode of Road Rules in the near future. But at least we don’t have to listen to him sing.