Ready as I'll ever be

After having Braxton Hicks contractions for a couple of days now, I've decided that I'm never having this baby. He's going to just live inside of me sucking out my life force until he kills me and finds another host.
I've been saying for a while that I was going to have the baby on the 10th of Sept. I'm not sure why I choose the 10th, just seemed like a good day at the time and I've been telling the baby that will be his day to shine. We'll see if he listens to Mommy, or if ignoring Mommy is a trait that the boys will all share.
But one thing for certain. I'm ready. Wait. No I'm not. Wait. Yes I am. No. Wait. Yes. Dang it!
ok. Yes. I'm ready.
Ready as I'll ever be.