Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Dear Tristan - 2 Years Old

Dear Tristan,
A few days ago, you were standing next to me while I rummaged through the pantry and I offered you a graham cracker. You literally threw yourself onto the floor, across my feet and started a tantrum that lasted for about ten minutes. I at first was completely baffled. So baffled in fact that I just stood there for a few minutes trying to figure out what that was all about. Then I remembered that you are two years old. I picked you up, put you onto the sofa and then ate the graham cracker myself. That’ll teach you.In your defense I’d like to point out that the next day the stomach virus you were carrying emerged and I realized that maybe that might have had something to do with it as well. Sometimes, it’s just hard to tell.




For your (and your brothers) birthday Papaw and Nana got you a pint sized table and chairs. You love it so. Every day you go in and sit at your table and look at your books, pointing to the pictures of things that you know and saying them to yourself softly. It’s the sweetest thing ever.
I tried singing to you on your birthday several times but each time I got to the second line, you would put your hand over my mouth and say, “Sto” which is the way that you say stop. After Daddy came home and we had your mini birthday party you were so distracted by the cake that was being moved in front of you that you allowed me to sing without protest. And when we asked you to blow out the candle, you did it like you’d done it a thousand times before. I always knew you were an old soul.

You are getting into dinosaurs and are really starting to dig your crayons and paints. You are like Zorro with an ink pen and I have to confess to sitting down and crying one day last week when you took a permanent marker to the sofa in the playroom. The stain guard that’s on it can handle anything… except that. I was only out of the room for a minute… ok ok, it was four minutes… but not a minute more. I’m sure that you don’t harbor any guilt from it, which is just as well since it’s my fault for not moving the pens out of the child proofed drawer. The child proofed drawer that I caught your brother teaching you how to open. You see, your brother wants you to open that drawer. In fact, he encourages it, because he enjoys seeing you in time out. In much the same way that you enjoy doing something and then pointing at Connor and blaming him. If a complete stranger saw the two of you in a room together, they wouldn’t doubt for a second that you were brothers.


You’ve started school and we were lucky enough to get the same teacher the Connor had for you. We love her and so do you. The first few times you were dropped off you were just fine, but since have decided that maybe it’s not that great after all and that you’d rather be with me, asking where your brother is every fifteen seconds for the next four hours. As we approach the door you begin crying, but I know as I’m slipping away that I’ll soon be forgotten as you make paintings with golf balls and sing songs about wheels on buses and blind mice. When I come to retreive you the smile that awaits me is so full of joy that it was worth listening to the tears, just to see you so happy that I've come back. I'll always come back.
Happy Birthday Sugar Bear,
Mommy

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Feed Me Free

For some reason I stumbled onto the Oprah site recently and found this article. It involves a 21 day body cleanse eliminating all meat, dairy, alcohol, caffine, sugar and gluten and I've decided to try it. Since quitting smoking, I've gained 15 pounds despite working out 2 or 3 times a week. I'm in the same clothes, so it means that as I'm gaining muscle and losing inches, I'm also gaining fat to take it's place and I thought maybe the body cleanse might be just the thing to jump start my metabolism again.
I'm on day 2 today and I'm already doubting my wisdom in this endeavor. Why am I doing this again? I'm looking for the extra boost of energy and clarity that is supposed to come from a body cleanse. I want to see if removing these things from my diet really is magical. Or just a bunch of hype. From day 2 I can tell you that the only thing that would be magical so far is a soy or rice milk cheese that doesn't taste like well, for lack of a better term... ass.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Currently Watching: The RNC

Ok, first I'd like to say that the baby that is so conviently placed in his Daddy's arms, sleeping, has got to be Benedryl-ed, (at best). Second, I'd like to ask where is the Palin family nanny? Why is the baby even THERE? Quite honestly if the baby can't be away from the parents during the RNC, this VP thing might end up to be a little bit of a hassle. I mean, not right away, because everyone loves a baby, but ya know, around the terrible twos it might make press conferences a little more difficult. But then again, maybe the Shew-ee in the Palin baby's diaper is just the tension breaker we need during Middle East peace talks.
And NO I DID NOT just see her 5 year old daughter, licking her hand and smoothing down her 4 month old brothers hair. OMG that grosses me out. I hope she didn't have curry for dinner. Would someone please come and take this baby put him in a quiet room with his blankie before his Ambien wears off? Poor little bitty.